A new poll from the Washington Post has revealed that President Joe Biden's approval ratings have dropped to a mere 36 percent, with various factors contributing to this decline. The same poll also suggests that he may be struggling to grasp the concept of polls and numbers themselves.
According to the data collected, 12 percent of those who approve of President Biden are considered low information voters, such as journalists and college professors. In addition, the poll found that 8 percent of his supporters are homeless individuals who claim their opinions come directly from a demon named Azuzu through their dental fillings.
Moreover, an overwhelming majority (72 percent) believe that President Biden is too old for his position at the helm of government. Interestingly enough, there were some respondents (23 percent), who believed that he had passed away last Thursday – which would make him "the politician least likely to ruin the country."
The overall sentiment among Americans seems pessimistic when it comes to their future under this administration: A significant portion (92 percent) stated they thought America was headed in the wrong direction. Some likened it to watching a race car careen into a wall before bursting into flames.
Political satirist and screenwriter Andrew Klavan weighed in on these findings by saying:
As an award-winning novelist himself, Klavan highlights just how crucial it is for people across political spectrums to engage with one another respectfully while working collaboratively toward common goals despite differences in opinion or background.